my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs
i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix
But you can’t watch Netflix outside the US
yet here i am, watching bobs burgers in australia, living my dream
Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS
If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)
Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.
For the record the Icelandic police are probably the best police force in the world, There has only been one instance where an officer shot and killed a civilian in the entire history of the country (which is nearly a hundred years) and everyone was completely devastated by it, the police especially — because, as made clear in their statements after the incident, they understand their function is to protect the people. Not to mention that their general police go unarmed except for special squads.
Let’s run through some more facts while we’re on the subject: Compared to 31,000+ shooting deaths in the US in 2009, Iceland had… 4, because they have very rigorous screening processes for gun permits. There is very little economic disparity between upper, middle and lower classes, and social welfare programs take care of their people. Drug use affects less than 1% of the population between 15 and 65 years old, and 90% of drug-related court cases are settled with a fine rather than jail time. Violent crime is virtually non-existent. [x]
Iceland is like if you took the entire idea of chill and personified it as an country, and this exemplifies that.
This is where I belong I’m telling you guys
*strokes chin* okay, but how do y’all feel about niggas?
— me trying to be more family friendly (via spookyjacob)
These guys don’t know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes.
The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like “Yo! Stripes!” And the red guy started nodding and was like “striiiiiiiiiipes”
Boys are fucking weird
This may be the greatest facial expression ever captured on film.
Vegan Zucchini Pizza Boats…RECIPE
I’m really sweet and needy and affectionate for a bitter and cynical person